Retro Mummification Porn….

Posted on June 20, 2009
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Here’s the scenario….wife visits husband in hospital who’s trussed up like King Tut.  Despite his life threatening condition and yards of bandaging, he still manages to muster a hard-on and poke his tongue through the swathes of material to soixante neuf his missus as she crushes his ribs.  By the miracle of porn, his arms begin moving again and they both reach a shattering climax before the Doctor does his rounds….THE END…if you click on each thumbnail, you’ll have the chance to see some dodgy 8Ts boy/girl action - I suspect he’s got a mullet tucked under that lot….


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Mummy does Mummy - 8Ts porn Mummy does Mummy - 8Ts porn

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Katarina shows off her pompoms…

Posted on June 13, 2009
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Stunning DDFBusty model Katarina does a cheeky little cheer leader set with a flash of boobs and a bit of upskirt. Right at the end, she shakes her pompoms….get clicking!


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I love a bit of retro porn….

Posted on June 8, 2009
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I thought a bit of girdle and hairy gusset was long overdue.  So here’s a bit of past times porn for your enjoyment!  It just goes to show how easily pleased we were and how desperately in need of a bikini line wax the models were…although there is something to be said for flange fur…..


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Tangled up in nylon

Posted on June 1, 2009
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Sorry I haven’t updated Slits Tits for a while….I’ve been a little tied up with one thing and another.  But now I’m back with something for my kinky friend Barbara as it’s a special day for her and she LOVES being encased in pantyhose….or as we call them in the UK, tights.  Click on any of the images to see lots more nylon naughtiness….


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Nylon Encasement Nylon Encasement

If you think you fit the description…

Posted on May 15, 2009
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And like wearing T-shirts with captions, look no further.  Retro porn humour supplied by VinMags!!

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Following on from ‘Sex Polaroids’….

Posted on May 13, 2009
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Here’s art imitating art….Christy Marks takes her own polaroids during a photo shoot….

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Latex covered camel toe…

Posted on April 30, 2009
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Oooh, latex knickers - they must get very sweaty and clingy….and perfect for showing off the rubbery outfits of Ms RD….imagine the squeaky noise those gloves make on the blue thong as it’s pulled tight over that shaved pussy….mmmmm!


Latex covered cameltoe @ RubberDoll Latex covered cameltoe @ RubberDoll

Retro Gay Pulp Fiction….

Posted on April 27, 2009
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I found this article about gay pulp fiction on the San Francisco Library site…quoting from the accompanying text:

Many of these books were sensational, not written for literary audiences, but others were well written. Many dealt with lesbian and male homosexuality. The writers—male, female, straight, gay—often used pseudonyms, and their actual readership diverged from the intended audience. With provocative titles, sexually explicit covers, lurid descriptions, and frequently tragic endings, these pulp paperbacks might be viewed as stereotypic, negative, and exploitative. However, they are probably the largest body of overtly gay writings of the time, providing information and encouragement to thousands of isolated homosexuals across the country, at least until the late 1960s, when the gay liberation movement made overt what had formerly existed underground.

Fascinating history and great artwork - it’s only years down the line that items like this can be truly appreciated….

Gay Girl c.San Francisco Library The Lady was a Man c. San Francisco Library Twisted Loves c.San Francisco Library
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Eye Candy at the gym….

Posted on April 23, 2009
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How thoughtful of Jennifer’s gym to provide a fabulous hunky cleaner for ladies to oggle in between pumping iron.  Not only that, he provides another sort of work out which works up a sweat!!

Jennifer Moore @ DDFBusty

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Tit humour….follow the link

Posted on April 22, 2009
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Mr HiBoobs @ HiBoobs blog has found a genius photo and posted it on his blog…and no, I’m not going to tell you what it is.  You’ll just have to go see…..HERE

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BBW Maid in pantyhose…

Posted on April 13, 2009
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For all of you who love curvy ladies wearing nylon, this photo set is especially for you.  The gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous Victoria Lane peels off her maid’s outfit to reveal her nylon encased curves.  So that’s a triple kinky whammy - nylon, BBW and maid’s outfit.  I’m good to you, aren’t I !!

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Beautiful Bettie Page lookalike….

Posted on April 10, 2009
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Sensational set of a very flexible Bettie Page lookalike in fabulous red lingerie.  To see more of the lady in red, click on her photos and to see more of the one and only Bettie Page, click HERE

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These look fantastically low budget….

Posted on April 10, 2009
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I have a strange perversion - I LOVE low budget movies/ photo shoots that use the same props or sets again….like you wouldn’t notice!!  Well, feast your eyes on these horror porn offerings - ‘Body Bag’, ‘Where Evil Lives’ and ‘The Turning of the Innocent’……spot anything spookily familiar about them?? Mwahahaha!!

Kya Tropic as The Vampire Schoolgirl in THE BODY BAG Max Mikita as a Kinky Vampire in Where Evil Lives Claire Dames in the Turning of the Innocent

Sex Polaroids….liking this blog

Posted on March 31, 2009
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This blog does what it says on the tin - it’s polaroids of nekkid chicks - some real, some created by the webmaster - polaroids that is, not the chicks!!  I like the concept and I’m already applying it to a revamp of one of my sites at the moment - all will be revealed soon….great minds think alike.  I think the first polaroid is of Merilyn Sakova or Anya as she sometimes models as…..outstanding assets!

Sex Polaroids Blog Sex Polaroids Blog

Slutty Squirters - what a great name

Posted on March 30, 2009
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And before any of you say that squirty stuff isn’t real…let’s just say I have a much greater range of fire than this model!! All the same, I musn’t piss on her parade, so to speak…click on her magnificent arc of moistness for more damp patches!


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